Greptile
The AI Code Reviewer.
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the venn diagram of 'ships code at 3am with cursor' and 'reads their own diffs' is basically two separate circles, so yeah this needs to exist.
pre-recorded demo or does it actually run on a real PR in under 30 seconds? asking because every 'security agent' i've tried adds 4 minutes to CI and 200 false positives.
how noisy is it on a monorepo with 2k files touched per PR? and please tell me there's a way to scope the agent to changed paths only.
ok wait, combining SCA with agentic review is the move nobody wanted to build because it's genuinely annoying. respect for eating the boring vegetables.
the thread hook is solid but that second bullet gets cut off mid sentence in the preview. fix the crop, double the clicks.
vibes coders shipping SQL injection back into production in 2025 is the funniest arc in software and greptile is basically the cleanup crew.
a knife is only as sharp as the hand that holds it. an AI reviewer is only as useful as the merge button it can actually block.